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5 Amazon products you desperately need in your life right now

May 26, 2021
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written by Phil Coleman

Get on board the Refer-a-Friend voucher train and you could soon be the owner of 1 or even all of my top 5 wonderful Amazon buys listed below.

Want to get a free £20 Amazon gift card?

It’s this simple:

  1. Login to your Adzooma account
  2. Click ‘Refer A Friend‘ in the top right menu
  3. Share your unique code

See, it really is that simple.

With unlimited referrals and gift cards allowed, you can refer as many people as you like. The more you refer, the more you’ll earn. Just make sure that you always use your code so we know which referrals are yours.

Sign in and start collecting your £20 vouchers right now!

‘But what on earth should I buy?’ 

I hear you. And as I realise how delightfully shocking it can be to receive instantly spendable vouchers, I’ve done some research for you in advance.

You’ll be pleased to hear I have found 5 ‘must have’ products, just in case you get in a pickle trying to decide what to spend your vouchers on.

Don’t expect a run of the mill here. There are no Sponge Bob bobble hats, glow-in-the-dark sneaker laces or bulk baked bean bargains.

You’re welcome.

1: A Life-Sized Rowan Atkinson Cutout – £30.43

I can tell you’re shocked, but wait . . . 

Free vouchers are the perfect opportunity to think big. ‘Out of the box’ kind of thing, right? You’ve got to be in it to win it.

And win it you will, when your friends rock up to your home and WOW! Look who’s right there in the hall to greet them. Imagine the look on their faces. 

Priceless!

Well actually it’s just one and a half Refer-a-Friend commissions. Exciting, right? 

But before you go diving in, I have 4 more Amazon jewels for you . . . 

2: Chicken Harness with 6ft Matching Leash – £25.18

I know, I know, genius right? 

Office dog? Pah! I’ve got an office chicken mate’ 

Say those words with pride my friend, because they’re guaranteed to propel you to the top of the office pecking order. 

See . . . you’re already thinking of names, aren’t you? Dave, Vera, Chick, Feathery Mcfeatherface, Clucky . . . decisions, decisions. 

But oh what fun you’ll have. 

If there was ever an intelligent reason to get yourself a pet chicken, this is it. Stardom awaits.

Wait though, it gets better: ‘A storage bag as gift: it not only holds chicken harness. but also accommodates the articles such as keys, coins, lipsticks

And all for less than ONE Refer-a-friend commission?? I can’t cope. Please make them stop.

*NOTE: Unfortunately, Dave (best name) doesn’t come with the harness.

3: E.M.T. (Emergency Meal Transport) Insulated Lunch Tote – £35.61

So . . . you waltz back into the office, Dave on his leash by your side. Cool. 

But why not give your street cred a further boost by rockin this quite simply amazing lunch carrying device. You’ll become a legend in your own lunchtime, that’s for sure.

And it has the FREE added bonus of keeping those heartless (see what I did there?) lunch peepers away.

You can relax knowing your perfectly prepared tofu, asparagus and butternut squash wrap, or spare liver, remain cool, calm and collected.

Go on. You know it makes sense.

4: Archie McPhee Handi Squirrel – £8.99

Don’t you just love simple ideas? If you love them as much as I do, you’d better brace yourself for this one. 

Only 2 steps to heaven:

  • Includes 4 paws & 1 head
  • Transforms hand into a squirrel

I’m beyond excited. Is it a hand? Or is it a squirrel? Modern technology is off the hook right now. I just can’t keep up.

You might THINK your life is complete, but is it? Is it really? With just HALF of a single Refer-a-Friend commission, YOU can welcome Archie McPhee into your life. 

What a time to be alive.

5: Unicorn Squirrel Feeder – £16.92

LOOK. AT. IT. 

This makes me chuckle, and we all need a good chuckle every once in a while, do we not?

Nope. I do not want that magnificent creation in my garden’. Said no-one ever.

Other than squirrel haters obviously. 

Do you hate squirrels? No . . . of course you don’t. You love the furry little things, right? 

Well my friend, I’m hopefully making your day with the news that YOU can enjoy the warm rush of bliss you get looking at that image, every day, in the flesh, for the rest of your life. 

For cryin out loud, just click the image and get one right now. 

Hope that helps . . .

As you can see, ‘buy with your soul’ is my message to you today. And I suggest you start promoting right now, because you know Archie McPhee is going to sell out FAST!

If you need any more help or details simply let us know, ok?

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Phil Coleman

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As a Copywriter with 25 years experience I have written squillions of words, writing for all sizes of business, both online and off including The Chamber of Commerce, the NHS and of course Adzooma. I'm a not so secret UFC fan, I live in the heart of Sherwood Forest and I have 2 pet cats called Copy and Spooky Dave.

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